If this pattern continues for another 40 years, a gold doubloon will buy about what it does today.

FORBES: Golden Lessons From Helicopter Ben And Spanish Galleons

Be warned: this pillage has a two-hour, thirty-minute running time, but I still say the pirate sequel will make many a doubloon.

NPR: Summary Judgment: 'A Scanner Darkly,' 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' 'Once in a Lifetime'