If one day you feel like crying...... call me, I don't promise that I'll make you laugh...... But I can cry with you.

如果有一天你想哭……给我打电话，我无法许诺我能让你笑……但我可以陪你一起哭。

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I will laugh with you and cry with you.

我将和你一起欢笑，一起哭泣。

youdao

I don't promise that I will make you laugh... But I can cry with you.

我无法许诺我能让你笑……但我可以跟你一起哭。

youdao

Gents with No Cents will make you laugh at the ignorance and cry at the incompetence.

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