So St. Peter let her into heaven.
于是彼得让他留在了天堂。
St. Peter praised him and gave him a luxury car.
圣彼得表扬了他，并赠送他一辆豪华轿车。
A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter.
一个人到了天堂，由圣彼得带着他参观。
"Well, I'd like to," replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders."
“当然我很想这样做，”圣彼得回答道，“但是我有更高的指令。”
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
他的灵魂到了天堂，在进入口遇见了圣彼得。
We need not suppose that St. Peter foresaw the effect of his example.
我们不需要假设圣彼得预见的影响，他的榜样。
"Can you tell me which my husbands clock is?" Hillar, asked St. Peter.
于是希拉里问圣彼得，“你能告诉我哪只种代表我丈夫吗？”
A man died and went to? Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the.
某人死后来到天国，在天国门口遇到了圣彼得，同时看见圣彼得后面的一大片墙上挂。
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
所以圣彼得护送他去了电梯，他一直降，降，降到地狱。
The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.
轮到第三个人了，圣彼得问他是怎么死的。
To his dismay, there were hundreds of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
让他泄气的是，他前面有上百人在排队等着见圣彼得。
" St. Peter replies, "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell.
圣彼得回答道，“这些是测谎用的钟，你说一次谎他们就滴答一下。
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem."
“欢迎来到天堂，”圣彼得说，“在你迁入进来前，似乎还有一个问题。”
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
她的灵魂升到天堂，在天国之门她看到了圣彼得。
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
说着，圣彼得就护送他到了电梯，电梯一直降，下降，降到地狱。
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem."
“欢迎来到天堂，”彼得说：“在把你安顿下来之前，我有一个问题。”
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
每个人都很热心的跟他道别，即使电梯上升的时候还在向他挥手。 电梯一直升，升，升到天堂之门的地方，门重新开启，圣彼得正在这里等着他。
They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
在他意识到之前一天已经过去了，圣彼得又回来了。
They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter waiting for her.
电梯升啊升，重新回到了天国之门，她发现圣彼得正在门口等她。
I remember that at the beginning of my work I has a very high fever and in that delirious fever I went before St. Peter.
我记得在我刚开始工作的时候，我发了高烧，在我神志不清的时候，我到了使徒彼得的面前。
"I'll take the first please, " says Mr Gyurcsany. He has a wonderful time, but after a few days he is called up to St. Peter.
“我选择第一个地狱。”费伦茨说。他在那里玩得很高兴，但是几天后被圣彼得叫了回去。
"I'll take the first please, " says Mr Gyurcsany. He has a wonderful time, but after a few days he is called up to St. Peter.
“我选择第一个地狱。”费伦茨说。他在那里玩得很高兴，但是几天后被圣彼得叫了回去。
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