Henry rolled the ball back to David Jones, who flicked it up and volleyed in off the underside of the bar for a stunning opening goal and just reward for a devastating few minutes of football.

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The characters are shrill, cartoon-like figures, and the bubblegum text is so distended with italics, capital letters, lists, diagrams, poor jokes and faux parables that you end up wanting to stick it to the underside of your chair and leave it there.

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The underside of the capsule will get hot as it pushes up against the Martian air - the heat shield will experience temperatures above 2, 000C.

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The former Dutch under-21 international then played a part in the build-up when Sinclair fired Angel Rangel's cross against the underside of the crossbar.

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While it was a fairly even first half, Cardiff looked more threatening up front and 19-year-old striker Magennis, making his first Championship start, found the underside of the bar with a header, before being forced off with a broken leg.

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