Direct-shipping advocates claim that runs contrary to the U.S. Constitution's ban on interference with interstate commerce.

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"We are already shipping commercial products today with higher performance and with the same density they claim in their research, " he said.

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Goldman's claim to celebrity, in addition to secretly running the world, is shipping its best and brightest off to run the federal government and the central bank, not appearing on reality TV or in social media.

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