They are among 22 lots which will be put under the hammer at Taunton Racecourse on 25 February.

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If you don't relish the thought of working in a chip shop, you might be interested in a genuine piece of showbiz memorabilia that is also under the hammer in cyber-space.

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All the same, any indictment, even under a technicality to do with perjury, would still be a hammer-blow if it involved Mr Rove.

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